Her: we caught the mouse.

Me: what mouse?

Her: I thought I told you.  Sitting downstairs few night ago…watching tv, minding my own business…and there he was…happy lil guy.  Lol

Me: AND NOW HE’S DEAD. HE WENT FROM HAPPY TO DEAD BECAUSE YOU BAITED HIM IN WITH PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!

Her: Yes but it was a nice mouse trap.

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